Shambala.

Jack Bowman had a female orgasm. Was the funniest tv host. We used money I made with an ordinary printer. Illegal. Good times. Got caught out at another festival and had to give a police statement about the person who gave it to me. Driving in the car with the police, we went over a slope and the person who matched my fictional description slowly came into view. “Definitely not him; keep driving”

Bought a McDonald’s with it too. Illegal but I’m repenting. Was out of my mind! Spent about £500 in total.

The trick was to layer it with real money.

Obey Little Luck.