Unkle.

This was on a trailer for the original Assassin’s Creed (above). I feel like I’m Ezio (sometimes). I am a quarter Italian. My Grandad was the Godfather. My family always joked about it. I went as my Grandad to his funeral. I can easily explain how. I’ll leave it.

Shimmer! Obey Little Luck.

Update: my mother must be God then . . .

Update 2: assumption makes an ass of you and me. AssUMe.