The universe. Muse obviously. Assassin’s Creed. Update: this post should be deleted. Just going for mundane! Obey Little Luck – the letters of my name rearranged: Elliott Buckley.

Jack Bowman had a female orgasm. Was the funniest tv host. We used money I made with an ordinary printer. Illegal. Good times. Got caught out at another festival and had to give a police statement about the person who gave it to me. Driving in the car with the police, we went over a…

Update: this really isn’t Freudian. How would it be?

“He didn’t even begin!”

Matilda, my cocker spaniel had puppies and we kept two. Update: I named my dog Matilda because I loved Roald Dahl! All passed now. Snoop was hilarious. Named by my cousin Sam. He used to pray when he stretched. Such a devout believer! He rolled into the canal once. He was unbelievably intelligent. Got lost…

My favourite people. I worship the Japanese. Always have. Avatar 2 got me thinking about whaling but that’s China. Update: and omega 3. Probably xenophobic or racist. Asian people are my favourite in the whole world. Love Eastern philosophy!

As if my opinion is never simple. It’s so I have something to chat about. Viddy, oh my brothers – Alex. “Notes for your followers” – Cloud-covered Moon.

So used to human beings being retarded. It’s just how I feel. Realise I do not have an esoteric insight and they are all great people … exactly. Writing these blogs to be more universal than they used to be. Don’t care to the same degree. People should tell me their opinion. Whatever criticism I…

Always put it. People get that! Advice for Liam Jones. Start at 13 on moonstrokes! Update: disjointed. This is an update. Don’t be surprised or bothered. It doesn’t make sense which I am loving. In my mind it’s Lucifer but I have a Futurama Universe. Lucifer is just hilarious. Freud again, LOTR. Will put a…